Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'
Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous woman of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'
Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest.
They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'
Brad Pitt perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the most sexiest man of them all.
But Angelinga Jolie lifted her sad face and said... . . . . .
Who the heck is Sandy Nelson?!
6 comments:
Thanks for the laugh!
Yeah, that's right! I always thought you were pretty hot! Angelina's got nothin' on you:)
He, he!!!
What??? I thought it was ME!
Oh my heck, you are THE biggest nerd ever! Seriously.
haha sandy that is so funny. i almost fell off my chair..lol.
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