Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Dear World

I'm not a political person. But I read this today and it took me literally 10 minutes to figure out what the author was referring to. ha ha. Pretty creative. At first I was thinking, WOW~ a television channel has been out for eight years? Then after a few more creative ideas, I got it.
Thanks to www.silenceoftheclams.com/blog for their humor this morning!
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Dear World:
We, the United States of America, your top quality supplier of the ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for our 2001-2008 interruption in service. The technical fault that led to this eight-year service outage has been located, and the software responsible was replaced November 4.
Early tests of the newly installed program were conducted to make sure it was operating correctly before final release. We are pleased to announce that we are fully functional as of January 20. We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage. We look forward to resuming full service and hope to improve in years to come. We thank you for your patience and understanding,
Sincerely,THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

3 comments:

Carmen (Cholico) Lynch said...

AMEN!

Greg Nelson said...

We now join our socialistic Clinton-retread program already in progress. Complete with a community organizer and the audacity of hype. Please insert $1 trillion to continue this program and it's stimulation. :)

Very clever and funny stuff, San.

Tarika said...

Oh Bee, I love that it took you ten minutes to figure that out! I love my Sandypants!